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BATUS Hockey November 2006
Story by
Sergeant Paul Holland, photos by Warrant Officer Derek Bailey
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It was with
"keen" response and overwhelming support that the Calgary Highlanders
Oakleafs Hockey Club went to BATUS (British Army Training Unit
Suffield), for what is becoming a popular and regular event: a match
versus the BATUS Lions.
Christopher Tucker, captain of the
team, and his entourage loaded into an assortment of military and
civilian vehicles for the trip to Suffield. Unfortunately, he also had
to deal with a lot of child-like questions of "are we there yet?" and
"can we stop at Tim Horton’s?" Fighting through his desire to silence
them all, he led the team safely to the awaiting British
representatives, James Shepard and Dave Little (those that were around
last year may remember Dave playing the pipes with a big fro wig on his
head).
After a quick orientation
briefing by our hosts, the oakleafs were given a much-enjoyed tour of
the maintenance bays. The vehicles on display included, Challenger 2, an
AS90 (self propelled howitzer), an armored recovery vehicle (in several
stages of repair), a Chieftain AVLB ("bridge layer" for the
un-informed), and lastly, a warrior AIFV (armored infantry fighting
vehicle). The hosts provided a brief on all the vehicles and had SME’s
on hand for more specific questions. The Highlanders kept the SME’s
"current" on their technical data with plenty of questions.
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The troops were let loose for some "hands-on time." Some of the
Highlanders were able to squeeze into the various tight spots to get an
up close and personal look at life in an armored vehicle. MCpl Patton,
"old blood and guts," was treated to a first hand tutorial in the
warrior turret, while Sgt’s Holland and Tucker consoled each other, both
were remembering life as mechanized infantry of days gone by. A smoke
show, pivot turns and stopping maneuvers were demonstrated, much to awe
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With the smoke fading and the engines turned off, it was time to
go and change for the big game. The stands were packed with spectators,
in anticipation of what was surely going to be a fantastic game.
National anthems were played and both teams could feel the adrenaline
beginning to pump. Our hosts had improved vastly from our last match up.
Despite the fact that the Oakleafs did not have their regular goalie,
MCpl Cody Martin "stepped" into the job. With skate’s two sizes too
small, he displayed his form as a soccer goalie. BATUS managed to put 2
great goals past him. The second goal, scored by Dave Little, was a
stinger in the top corner kindly placed where "mom keeps the peanut
butter," without a doubt the goal of the game. It was heard that MCpl
Martin was scared of the puck, but we forgive him. Penalties on both
sides did not dampen either team’s spirit to play hockey. Dave Patton
played well for the oakleafs by putting away a hat trick. After the
final horn was sounded, both teams were congratulating each other for a
great game. The spectators were on their feet with cheers and clapping.
After changing and some
relaxation, the Oakleafs were treated to a dinner in the WO’s and Sgt’s
mess. A dinner of curry and lasagna was served. Some Highlanders were
kind enough to share their love of curry with the rest of the team
during the drive home. It is a difficult drive on the number 1 highway
with the windows rolled down. After dinner all participants were
adjourned to the mess proper for some mingle time. |
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A new game was discovered hiding in this mess. It deals with a
hammer, some nails, and dare it be said, some accuracy on the players
part. Strangely enough, the more beer drank, the more inaccurate the
hammer, the more fun was had. Needless to say, this game is still on
everyone’s mind. With the base RSM’s orders being followed, the mess was
cleared at 2359 hrs, and the Oakleafs retired to their quarters. Sgt
Tucker had the team up for breakfast bright and early the next morning
only to find out our timings were a bit off. Cold breakfasts all ‘round
and it was time to depart for the return trip home.
The Calgary Highlander
Oakleafs Hockey Club would like to thank our hosts for what everyone
thought was a truly excellent weekend of fun and camaraderie. One item
that is of interest to the team is the fines for breaking team rules, a
practice that may find its way into the CHOHC charter. Oh, the final
score? Who cares, it was about playing a great game of hockey, enjoying
a few pints, having a laugh, and laying the groundwork for the next game
in Calgary. |



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